Go go driving mode

I flipped open my cellphone, and somehow it got into driving mode. I was greeted with the cold, robotic female voice of Verizon:

"Please say a command."
"Fuck off."
"Please say a name."
"Shit."
"Would you like to call... RI-CHARD?"
"Uh... "

My sincerest regrets if you got a mysterious one-ring call at midnight, Richard.