This blog post could save your life someday

I usually hate stupid Internet quizzes, but I feel that this is vital information for any red-blooded American (and some Canadians -- Quebecers need not apply).

How many five-year-olds could you beat up?

25

Respectable, huh? Complete ruthlessness plus a bit of martial arts training equals the ability to take out a small classroom. Rock.

Ron and Fez had an in-depth discussion of this very topic on their XM show a while back, going so far as to bring in a professional martial arts trainer to get his analysis. You can check out a recording the bit here. It's one of the funner bits in the history of radio.