My fake band > your fake band

With the imminent release of Rock Band, many of us are faced with what may be the most difficult decision of our lives:

What do we call our new band?

I've come up with a few suggestions for the nomenclature-deficient:

Hamster Furnace
Abra Cadaver
Five-Alarm Moustache
Kawaii Five-Oh
The Burning Sensations
Catchphrase
Monkey Day

Me? I may stick with my old standby of Rape Van Winkle.